Exchange between man and god

- So what's it gonna be like?
- Well you are free to do everything you want, but when you stray away from the path, I'll be sending you, you know, little tips to help you straighten your way.
- Like what? I mean, so that I know when I see them.
- Oh, don't worry, you'll know. I'm talking about things like killing your cousin or giving you cancer, that sort of things.
Man is not so sure. God pats him on the shoulder and smiles to show his bright white teeth, arranged like those of a shark.
- Now now, don't get so gloomy. See ya' in heaven, boy!