Viajes

Nunca jusgues un viaje cuando comienza. Júsgalo cuando va a terminar.

Proud parent

It took since Christmas, but yesterday my 4 year-old finally mastered the video game Santa brought him. And now, after brushing his teeth and saying his night prayers, he is allowed to execute up to 7 sex workers using motion-captured flying kicks and state-of-the-art rocket launchers.

She stood there, like a ghost, making me wonder whether she was actually there or just a figment of my imagination.

The "Al Gore" school of business

1) Find an appropriate apocalypse-mongering theory. It shouldn't be hard: Science is on a global decline.
2) Cook-up data to prove your point. Hide things that contradict your conclusions. Bash and discredit those that are not part of your conspiracy and will not buy it.
3) Make significant investment in technology which will "solve the problem". That way, when your theory establishes itself as mainstream, you'll be years ahead of everyone.
4) Instill fear into the public while presenting your theory. Throw in some cute animals dying. Win prizes for your efforts and then wield them as if you were born with them. Hold a free concert, preferably featuring Bono. Make a movie.
5) Organize international conferences to "warn the world". Treat your opponents as crazies, unconcerned with the future of the planet, their own children and those cute animals dying.
6) Use your "concern" as a way to distract people away from the real cruelty in the planet.
7) Profit from the "scientific agreement" and the fear in the public to pass legislation that makes it mandatory to turn to your "problem-fixing" technology.
8) Rake in the money. Go ahead: buy an SUV with it. It won't hurt anyone.
9) If your conspiracy ever gets discovered, disregard the exposé as "taken out of context" or just plainly ignore it.

Surreal awards

I mean, come on, your average Miss Wyoming also calls for world peace, EXCEPT her cute little smile is not a facade for murder, torture, and bloody colonial occupations.

The autheur theory

The challenge is to create cooler worlds than the one god supposedly made.

Games

It is interesting that the only games adults play are sexual in nature.